Dingwall Academy.. New or Old

Due to me living in Muir Of Ord and my parents being absolute pricks and not putting me to a private school i have had the miss fortune of having to spend 6 years of my school life in Dingwall Academy. Now this is not a Blog slagging Dingwall Academy because being brutally honest every1 hates it in some way or another so me writing about how crap it is would just be boring and un-original. Therefore i was thinking, since i have been to both of the schools, Old and New, and have spent roughly about the same amount of time in both.

Which 1 do i hate more ??? LOL

Starting off with the old where do i start. Anyone remember how shite the science huts used to be ? In winter you would spend the whole period with stiff nips because the shitty heaters were always broken !! Then you would get teachers like Doc.Joc who would leave the stupid fucking windows open. Thing i miss most about the old school was the scoobie pit. The idea that apparently some guy called Scoobie bummed his friend in it when they were drunk once was soo funny. All the first years used to throw each others bags in and piss there pants. So by going into the scoobie pit that made you gay ? Therefore if you walk down the same street and Allan Carr passes you, your GAY! Wellll goood logic. And finally any1 remember Maths corridor ? Ahh i have to admit it was amazing. There was a boys toilet there that got boarded up because it broke and was soo scabby that Bernard wouldn't even live in it. I spent me entire first year trying to break that door down. Then eventually Ali or Juby drop kicked it in and the dream was over.

Right the new school. First it cost a fucking bomb ! Like was it such and such million pounds for a schoool that it too small. As scabby as the old school was at least we could all fit in it. Please dont get me going about that SHITE PIECE OF SHIT recorded bell that is played through the tannoy. Every time i hear it i die slightly inside seriously its pure cringe worthy. I would say it is as bad as a Grannie getting her fanny waxed ? Cant get that out of your head now can you. Tasty .. Anyway another thing which i horribly annoying is the social areas. During break you have to be in the social area. Soo there is like 1000 pupils stuck in one cramped space ? Good1. And finally perhaps the most stupid mistake in human history. The new tuck ? Its a joke ! Not only is the food unbearably shite it is right beside the canteen ? DUHHHHH.. Whole point about tuck is that it is meant to be away from the Canteen. Otherwise you would just go to the canteen. Seriously GODDDDD ..

Well ive balanced the two arguments together and decided that both Dingwall Academys are equally shit and that if you have any sense you will send your kids to private school or in desperation Fortrose LOL In fact send them to St.Clements they will probably get a better education.
Cheeers x