Hello Every1

Wow, ive done it, i am not a Blog virgin anymore. May i just say before i dribble on ahead this Blog is likely to be a complete success or may result in me being put to prison as the result of writing abusive/horrid, racist/dirty, rude/stereotypical blogs. Hahah do not worry, im really not that bad.

If you do become a regular reader of my blogs here is some things you may want to look out for !
1. I am very partial to using fuck to emphasise EVERYTHING i say! E.g Fucking roasting, Fucked that exam senseless ...

2. Please do not feel sad if i being tearing into something you love e.g Cristiano Ronaldo been big,gay and shite at football

3. I may bore you with endless stories of things that i have been doing. Probably involving my friends alcohol and explosives

4. As i am writing on a blog late at night im likely to be angry and pissed off at the world. Therefore i apologise now if i write something bad or make wise cracks about your momma :D

5. Also, in my head, this blog to me seems better than Shakespeare. Although it quite clearly aint.

6. I may think i am keyboard rocky as i am sitting at home safely. In real life im a little pussy really.

Thanks for listening to me. I hope to be blogging as much as Susan Boyle shaves her face ..
ThankYou x